i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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