god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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