so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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