I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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