dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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