shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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