so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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