Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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