As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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