My brain says no but my pants say off.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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