can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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