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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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