there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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