i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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