whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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