ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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