plz talk dirty to me
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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