nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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