i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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