My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I woke up under a house in Key West
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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