Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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