To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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