My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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