Where are you?
In a non slutty way
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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