See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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