I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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