what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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