You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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