This girl is more easily done than said...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize
