handjob tips. give me some.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Boobs speak an international language.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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