i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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