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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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