Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
