You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
