Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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