Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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