I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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