First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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