Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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