Your mouth is God's brothel.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You don't make any sense
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