So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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