U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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