69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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