Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
BRING THE BAGELS
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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