No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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