We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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