Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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