Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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