Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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