Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm both gender and math confused
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