I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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