His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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