doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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