We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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