im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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