is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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