i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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